SLIMETIME

Natascha nata il 24/10/1973 a Borohovec (Croazia), risiede a Vienna (Austria).
Katharina nata il 12/06/1974 a Borohovec (Croazia), risiede a Vienna (Austria).
Igor nato il 05/08/1974 a Borohovec (Croazia), risiede a Vienna (Austria).
Dani Cooper nata il 20/08/1976 a Varohovec (Croazia), risiede a Vienna (Austria).

Sito: www.slimetime.org
E-mail: das_studio@hotmail.com

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QUESTIONARIO:
INSTRUCTION: DANI KOOPER; I´M THE MANAGER OF SLIMETIME; ARTISTIC GROUP; AND MAKING THIS INTERVIEW WITH MY GUYS; HERE WE GO:

1.Why have you chosen to participate in this competition?
ALL: OUR MANAGER TOLD US WE HAVE TO DO IT!!! OTHERWISE WE WOULDN´T GET NEW JEWELS!!

2.To whom is art useful?
KATARINA: TO ALL PEOPLE! P.E. SINCE WARHOL EVERYBODY
KNOWS HOW TO EAT JUNKFOOD!
NATASA: YOU ARE JUST THINKING ON FOOD! BUT EVERYBODY LIKES ART; SO IT´S TO EVERYBODE USEFUL!
IGOR: TO OUR MANAGER; SHE´S EARNING A LOT OF MONEY WITH US;BUT WE NEVER SEE NOTHING! BITCH!
DANI K.: SHUT UP IGOR!

3.What is freedom of expression?
a) when the world truly rotates around me regardless of how I express myself
b) when they call me `artist´ because of my behaviour
c) when the only that can stop my expressiveness is its` own limit
d) when my self-expression stops at the point where the expressiviness of
others starts
e) other: WHEN WE GET BOOKED FOR PERFORMANCES

4.How would you interpret Joseph Beuys´statement: "Everybody is an artist"?
KATARINA: LIKE THE QUEEN IN THE 18 CENTURY. "GIVE THE POOR PEOPLE SOME CANDYS!"
IGOR & NATASA ARE EATING SWISS CHOCOLATE AND LAUGHING!

5.What was the last opening of a cultural event that you went to? What did you think of it?
NATASA: IT WAS A PRIVATE OPENING IN LONDON; WE PRESENTED SOME VIDEOS; VERY FUNNY....
IGOR: THE GUVERMENT SPONSORED THE CHAMPAGNE! I´M JUST SAID ABOUT IT; THAT THE QUEEN DIDN´T COME!
KATARINA: BUT SHE WAS THERE; I TALKED WITH HER!
IGOR: NO DARLING; YOU HAVE BEEN DRUNKEN; IT WAS A TRANSVESTITE; BUT NOT THE QUEEN.
KATARINA: THAT´S WHY THE KISS FELT CURIOS AND WHY SHE GAVE ME HER JEWELS...
NATASA: YOU GOT JEWELS!? WITHOUT SHARING THEM WITH US?
KATARINA: OH; I DIDN´T TOLD YOU? UPS!!

6.What´s the hottest gossip in the art world that you know of?
IGOR: MARYLIN IS ALIVE!
KATARINA: ARE YOU KIDDING ?
IGOR: NO; REALLY! I MET MERYLIN ON A TOILETT IN N.Y.
NATASA: ON A MEN TOILETT? WHAT WAS SHE DOING THERE?
KATARINA: HA; HA; HA....
IGOR: PISSING. AFTER OPERATION SHE IS A HE! AND HER/ HIS NEW ARTIST NAME IS MANSON!
DANI K.: BUT IT´S NOT AN ART GOSSIP; IT´S MUSIC! CONCENTRATE!
IGOR: OF CORSE IT´S ART! HE IS A GREATE PERFORMER!

7.What determines the behaviour of an artist who is inclined for success?
ALL: YOU SHOULD BE EVERYBODYS DARLING, LIKE US!!

8.Who supports the artist?
IGOR: OUR MANAGER; SOMETIMES! NATASA: LAST WEEK THE MUSEUM BOUGHT OUR INSTALLATION
KATARINA: AND DON´T FORGET; HABSBURG IS ALSO GIVING US
MONEY...

9.Who sponsored your last project (specify the procedure) ?
KATARINA: THEY CALLED US IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!
NATASA: I REMEMBER; AUSTRIAN DON´T HAVE ANY BEHAVIOUR; IT WAS JUST 1 pm.
IGOR: THEY INVITED US TO COME AND PERFORM SOMETHING.
KATARINA: THE FLY WAS TERRIBLE! THEY RUN OUT WITH CHAMPAGNE!
IGOR: I REMEMBER; IT WAS A DISASTER! NATASA: DANI; TELL US; HAVE THEY PAID? THEY PROMISED US 10.000 $ EACH ONE!
DANI: NEXT QUESTION!

10.What kind of sacrifices have you made and would be willing to do in order to achieve your objectives?
KATARINA: AS CHILDREN; WE HAVE BEEN ALL AT THE SAME BALLETT; BELIEVE US; THIS WAS ENOUGH SACRIFICES!

11.Your specifications: height-weight / colour of hair - eyes / breast - waist - hips.
KATARINA: 165cm - 49kg blond - blue/green 85 - 60 - 83
NATASA:175cm - 68kg blond - blue/grey 83 - 65 - 85
IGOR: 185cm - 75kg brown - green/yellopw 105 - 80 - 98

12.What is your `sound theme´? Tell us what kind of music you like.
KATARINA: CLASSIC; YOU DON´T NEED ANYTHING ELSE!
NATASA: COUNTRY AND NEW INDIAN ELECTRO PUNK
IGOR: THE SOUND OF CHAMPAGNE!
KATARINA & NATASA: OH YES! ABSOLUTLY!!

13.What are your perversions?
ALL: SHE FORBID US TO TALK ABOUT IT!

14.Have you ever been to a psychologist?
DANI K.: THEY ARE STILL GOING!! BUT IT DOESN´T HELP!

15.Are you interested in politics? Why?
NATASA: SURE! BECAUSE THEY ALSO BUY OUR ART!!

16.A slogan that represents you (it will be published on the poster).
SLIMETIME! EVERYBODYS DARLING!
DANI K. COMMENT: SLIMETIME NOW IN TOWN! YOU CAN BOOK THEM!
DANI K: THANK YOU GUYS; THAT´S IT; WE´RE READY!
NATASA: WHAT? ARE WE BOOKED AFTER ALL?
DANI K: NOT YET. IT´S A CONTEST!
KATARINA: CONTEST?! WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE!?
IGOR: WE DON´T NEED SOMETHING LIKE THIS! WE´RE SLIMETIME!
KATARINA: E ARE INVITED EVERYWHERE! WE DON´T NEED CONTESTS! REMEMBER; I KISSED WITH THE QUEEN!
NATASA: VERYTIME THE SAME! YOU ARE ABUSING US!
IGOR: E WE ART- WHORES?
NATASA: F WE ARE; WE WOULD EARN MORE MONEY! RUN OUT OF THE ROOM; WHILE THEY THROW EAMPTY BOTTELS ON ME!!
IT´S FUCKING HARD BUSINESS WITH SUPERSTARS!
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They've known each other since childhood. While students at the world renown opera school in Borohovec, it was Igor's father-himself a ballet dancer-who first recognized their awesome talent and brought them on stage.
Early performances at party conventions and weddings were only a testing ground for the bigger stages that awaited them. After the fall of the iron curtain Slimetime was born and immediately signed by one of the world's foremost promoters.
Sold out performances in Russia enthralled fans and critics alike. After receiving numerous awards for their work Slimetime followed an invitation to the famous Palais de Tokyo in Paris, which marked the beginning of their international success. 01.05.2004 slimetime goes vienna
The four eccentric and exotic megastars from Borohovec were in Vienna for the first time on May 1st, where they appeared live at the presentation of the new ST/A/R -magazine at the MAK, Vienna.
pictures of the event
sponsors of the event
10.06.04 slimetime goes korneuburg
happyland productions presents:
slimetime history in the making
what happend before slimetime´s last performance at the MAK on may 1st 2004?
the press was reporting about the group´s possible end.
you want to know what really happened?
we will take you back in time.
Slimetime zählen zweifellos zu den absoluten Superstars! Die vier MeisterInnen der glamour-performance bieten ihren zahlreichen Fans aufwendig inszenierte Überraschungsauftritte, die sogar den hartgesottensten Journalisten in blankes Staunen versetzen. Und so auch am 10.06.2004
bei uns in der Werft. Ich kann gar nicht genug betonen wie dankbar ich für diesen Besuch bin -
bei ihrem Terminkalender ist das einfach unvorstellbar, was meine liebgewonnenen Freunde auf sich genommen haben, um zwischendurch einen Abstecher nach Korneuburg zu unternehmen.
Grossartig, dass doch nicht alle Megastars nach Erklimmen der Erfolgsleiter ausschliesslich Arschlochallüren für die Leute übrig haben, welchen sie ihren Erfolg verdanken. Wenn ich daran denke, wieviel Arbeit notwendig ist, um Künstler als Stars zu etablieren, um anschließend in die Tonne getreten zu werden, kommt mir manchmal die Galle hoch.
Die Stars der Superlative aus Borohovec Pjotr, Natascha, Igor und Katharina beweisen, wie sehr man Mensch bleiben kann, auch wenn an jedem Ort, an den sie kommen, ihr Publikum in euphorische Hysterie verfällt.
Wir sagen Danke, Danke, und freuen uns auf einen schillernden Abend mit der Allstar Legende Slimetime nur bei uns nur für euch...Thank you guys so much!